1.11a: This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in! Now yiz are in the Willingdone Museyroom...
1.11b: Saloos the Crossgunn! Up with your pike and fork! Tip. (Bullsfoot! Fine!) This is the triplewon hat of Lipoleum...
1.11c: This is the big Sraughter Willingdone, grand and magentic in his goldtin spurs and his ironed dux...
1.11d: This is the three lipoleum boyne grouching down in the living detch. This is an inimyskilling inglis...
1.11e: This is the petty lipoleum boy that was nayther bag nor bug. Assaye, assaye! Touchole Fitz Tuomush...
1.11f: This is Delian alps. This is Mont Tivel, this is Mont Tipsey, this is the Grand Mons Injun. This is the crimealine...
1.11g: The jinnies is a cooin her hand and the jinnies is a ravin her hair and the Willingdone git the band up...
1.11h: This is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most toocisive bottle of Tilsiter. This is the libel...
1.11i: That was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy the Willingdone. Shee, shee, shee! The jinnies...
1.11k: This is bode Belchum, bonnet to busby, breaking his secred word with a ball up his ear to the Willingdone...
1.11l: Cherry jinnies. Figtreeyou! Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first joke of Willingdone...
1.11m: This is Rooshious balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is Canon Futter with the popynose. After...
1.11n: . This is the Willingdone, by the splinters of Cork, order fire. Tonnerre! (Bullsear! Play!) This is camelry...
1.11o: Almeidagad! Arthiz too loose! This is Willingdone cry. Brum! Brum! Cumbrum! This is jinnies cry...
1.11p: This is jinnies rinning away to their ousterlists dowan a bunkersheels. With a nip nippy nip and a trip trippy trip...
1.11q: This is the bissmark of the marathon merry of the jinnies they left behind them. This is the Willingdone branlish...
1.11r: This is the pettiest of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone from his big white harse...
1.11s: This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willingdone. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk...
1.11t: This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up the half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddle...
1.11u: That was the last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same white harse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp...
1.11v: This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap!...
1.11w: This is the dooforhim seeboy blow the whole of the half of the hat of lipoleums off of the top of the tail...
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synopsis: the museyroom — the battle of Willingdone versus the Lipoleums and Jinnies
maybe an old woman conducting a party through a Wellington Museum, commemorating the battle of Waterloo
FDV: "This way to the mewseyroom. Mind your boot going in. Now yez are in the Willingdone mewseyroom. This is is a Prooshian gun. This is a ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag-o'-the-prushian. This is a bullet that bing the flag-o'-th prooshian. This is the ffrinch that fire the bull that bang the flag-o'-the-prooshian. Tip." →
"This way the mewseyroom. Mind your hat going in. Now yiz are in the Willingdone mewseyroom. This is is a Prooshious gunz. This a ffrinch. Tip. This is the flag-o'-the-[prooshan]{prooshious}. This is a bullet that bing the flag-o'-th prooshan. This is the ffrinch that fire the bull that bang the flag-o'-the-prooshian. Tip."
This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in!
the Joyce family toured Waterloo in September 1926, coincidentally observed by Thomas Wolfe, who wrote in a letter: 'Joyce... walked next to the old guide who showed us around, listening with apparent interest to his harangue delivered in broken English, and asking him questions' Ellmann: 581n [more]
museum
mushroom
birth, head first?
going
Now yiz are in the Willingdone Museyroom. This is a Prooshious gunn. This is a ffrinch. Tip.
AngloIrish yiz: you (plural)
Freeman Freeman-Thomas, First Marquess of Willingdon: Governor General of Canada (1926-1931)
Wellington Museum (actually Waterloo Museum)
precious
Prussian
Michael Gunn: manager of Gaiety Theatre, Dublin
gun
Baron ffrench: a line of barons in County Galway (since the late 18th century; spelled with lowercase double 'f')
French
tip motif
This is the flag of the Prooshious, the Cap and Soracer.
rhythm of nursery rhyme The House That Jack Built (wars result from escalating random chains of events?)
cup and saucer
Saracen
sorceror
This is the bullet that byng the flag of the Prooshious.
Julian Hedworth George Byng, First Viscount Byng of Vimy: Governor General of Canada (1921-1926)
John Byng: British general who commanded a brigade at Waterloo
shot the flag
fired bullet
Clongowes had historic bulletholes
This is the ffrinch that fire on the Bull that bang the flag of the Prooshious.
John Bull: a personification of the English
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