This the way to the museyroom. Mind your hats goan in! Now yiz are in the Willingdone Museyroom...
Saloos the Crossgunn! Up with your pike and fork! Tip. (Bullsfoot! Fine!) This is the triplewon hat of Lipoleum...
This is the big Sraughter Willingdone, grand and magentic in his goldtin spurs and his ironed dux...
This is the three lipoleum boyne grouching down in the living detch. This is an inimyskilling inglis...
This is the petty lipoleum boy that was nayther bag nor bug. Assaye, assaye! Touchole Fitz Tuomush...
This is Delian alps. This is Mont Tivel, this is Mont Tipsey, this is the Grand Mons Injun. This is the crimealine...
The jinnies is a cooin her hand and the jinnies is a ravin her hair and the Willingdone git the band up...
This is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most toocisive bottle of Tilsiter. This is the libel...
That was the tictacs of the jinnies for to fontannoy the Willingdone. Shee, shee, shee! The jinnies...
This is bode Belchum, bonnet to busby, breaking his secred word with a ball up his ear to the Willingdone...
Cherry jinnies. Figtreeyou! Damn fairy ann, Voutre. Willingdone. That was the first joke of Willingdone...
This is Rooshious balls. This is a ttrinch. This is mistletropes. This is Canon Futter with the popynose. After...
This is the Willingdone, by the splinters of Cork, order fire. Tonnerre! (Bullsear! Play!) This is camelry...
Almeidagad! Arthiz too loose! This is Willingdone cry. Brum! Brum! Cumbrum! This is jinnies cry...
This is jinnies rinning away to their ousterlists dowan a bunkersheels. With a nip nippy nip and a trip trippy trip...
This is the bissmark of the marathon merry of the jinnies they left behind them. This is the Willingdone branlish...
This is the pettiest of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone from his big white harse...
This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willingdone. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk...
This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up the half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddle...
That was the last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same white harse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp...
This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap!...
This is the dooforhim seeboy blow the whole of the half of the hat of lipoleums off of the top of the tail...
[last] [fweb-toc] [fweet] [finwake] [theall] [pgs]
FDV: "This is the Delian alps sheltershocking the three lipoleums behind a crimmealine."
This is Delian alps.
Delia: a name applied to the Greek goddess Artemis, after the island of Delos, her birth-place
Delian League: Greek confederacy under the leadership of Athens, organised 478 B.C.
Delian = the lying?
Julian Alps, North Italy
This is Mont Tivel, this is Mont Tipsey, this is the grand Mons Injun.
Latin ipse: he himself; just, mere
Battle of Ipsus, 301 B.C. (battles)
Battle of Mons, 1914 (battles)
Mont Saint Jean: the name the English army gave to Waterloo, from the village which Napoleon thought the key to Wellington's position
longshot: Battle of San Juan Hill, 1898 (battles)
This is the crimealine of the alps hooping to sheltershock the three lipoleums.
Crimean War (battles)
crinoline used for hoop-petticoats
hoping to shelter
This is the jinnies with their legahorns
Wellington had a mistress whom GB Shaw called Jenny for some reason, whose real name was Harriette Wilson, a courtesan who published Memoirs that say Wellington looked like a ratcatcher. In 1824, before publication, her publisher sent letters to her former beaux, demanding £200 in exchange for their exclusion from the memoirs; Wellington is alleged to have returned the letter with the words "Write, and be damned!" scrawled on it.
jenny: a pair of compasses, having the point of one leg bent inwards
Leghorn: an English name for Livorno, Italy (seized by Napoleon in 1796)
leghorn: a type of straw hat (so called after Livorno from where it was imported)
longshot: Battle of the Little Bighorn, 1876 (battles)
feinting to read in their handmade's book of stralegy
feint: to make a diversionary attack
Italian strale: arrow
while making their war undisides the Willingdone.
phrase make water: to urinate
colloquial undies: women's underwear
on this side
full pages: 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29